Automotive reviewer, Mr. Regular, recently took a turn in a 2011 Corvette Z06 with the coveted Z07 Ultimate Performance Package. Naturally, he used his time with the Supersonic Blue beauty to put together another of his patented satire car reviews.
After calling his most recent subject a “Himbo” (an attractive but unintelligent man; male bimbo) and breaking out a little ditty in the style of Boyz II Men, the video begins by dedicating two minutes to the point of view of the “dumb” Z06, partly in JFK’s voice. Mr. Regular then turns the page directly to his own thoughts on “the better Corvette.”
When Mr. Regular says that there is nothing to get with the Z06; no deeper meaning, it is easy for die-hard fans of the model to feel the onset of rage, but a little introspection coupled with his description of the semi-Carbon as an “unrestrained, manual transmission car that feels like it is driving in snow at all times,” makes one realize that the C6Z’s honesty, simplicity, and 7.0 liter “Steve Rogers pecs” are exactly why this “golden retriever” of a car is so enjoyable and downright lovable.
Getting through the remainder of the review is easiest if you put on your pleather 8-ball jacket and embrace your inner himbo. When Mr. Regs says, “this is the stock ride height, and there is no nose lift feature,” just squint and confidently say, “yeah, that’s right.”
Be sure to hold on between 3:43 and 5:22 at the Regs goes full Jim Gaffigan before returning to take a shot at the ‘Vette’s rep as a mid-life crisis-mobile and talking about porn and video games more times than you’ve ever heard in a car video.
The video closes when the man with a purple and salmon tie-dye mask on his wrist and an elastic waistband holding a GoPro to his forehead admitting that different people love different things and that herculean torque and an empty-headed experience that you aren’t supposed to think too hard about just might be the escape that some car enthusiasts truly desire.
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