On Friday, our friends at Road & Track brought an interesting real estate opportunity to our attention. The property in question lies about an hour and a half from where this very story is being written, in Evergreen, Colorado. Any interested readers out there who are willing to part with just short of $20,000,000 could find themselves in possession of this 22,864 square foot, 7-bedroom, 12 bath (with four additional partial baths) “sanctuary” on a lovely 74.51-acre slice of the Rocky Mountains.

Some of the home’s highlights include a movie theatre based on the bridge of the USS Enterprise, multiple wet bars and fountains, a wine room, a semi-indoor pool complete with waterfall, grotto, and slide, and, the inspiration behind what you are currently reading, a 27,000+ square foot “car facility” with its own 1 bed, 2 bath live-in caretaker space (if any of you end up buying this thing, your author would like to throw his hat in the ring when you hire for that position!).