Jordan Taylor is the Hero We All Need

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Jordan Taylor is the Hero We All Need


Corvette Racing’s Jordan Taylor has been campaigning the C8.R since 2020 and now he’ll be driving a C8 between races around town in this new black Corvette Stingray. Jordan announced the new car Monday afternoon on his social media channels. He says on Twitter:

“New car. New stories. Loving my new Corvette!

Jordan also included another update in his ongoing series of “Ideal First Dates.” We looked back in our archives and found his first Ideal Date post from back in 2015 and he’s offered them up on various occasions over the years. The pose he is doing above with his new C8 Stingray is a throwback to his original post featuring his 1965 Sting Ray:

Jordan Taylor and his 1965 Corvette


Back to his latest tale, I think it’s pretty good and could easily be adapted as a Lifetime channel movie. It’s got a fast car, exciting locations, a surprise twist, and more. I’m just trying to figure out who the crazy person is in the story. The girl…or Jordan.

Check it out below:


Jordan Taylor’s Ideal First Date:

Ideal first date, version 11.1-2c: I show up in my brand new Corvette C8. It’s our first date. I pick you up from your place. As I pull up to the front door I honk the horn playing the star spangled banner. Your profile said you were patriotic and independent. I knock on your door and you come out wearing a gorgeous dress. You immediately give me an optical pat-down and ask what I’m wearing. I tell you that I like to dress in a way that has me prepared for any situation. You roll your eyes. Not very confidence inspiring for me, but I giggle it off. As I go to open the car door for you, you say you can get it yourself because you’re an independent woman. I say no worries. You hop in. I put on some jams. We jam our way to the date spot. We arrive, it’s an island getaway for the night. We hop on a large cruise ship to take us out. As we’re departing the Captain comes over the radio shouting ‘ABANDON SHIP, we’ve hit electrical wiring and we’re sinking, women and children evacuate first’. As you are jumping on the life raft I cut you off and take your seat. Someone shouts ‘WOMEN AND CHILDREN FIRST!’ I shout back ‘SHE’S AN INDEPENDENT WOMEN WHO DON’T NEED NO MAN’. In that moment I take off my tube socks and throw them over one of the cables we hit. Jason Bourne style. I turn back to you and say, ‘see how practical this outfit was?’ You smirk. I follow up saying ‘do you believe?’ You’re confused. I whip out my phone and say ‘do you believe in life after love?’ And as I’m jumping off the boat to heroically zipline to shore, I play the chorus of Cher’s ‘Believe’ on my iPhone 14 Pro. We never see each other again.


Source:
Jordan Taylor / Instagram

Related:
Jordan Taylor’s Idea of a Perfect First Date
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6 COMMENTS

  1. This dude is nuts! Also no real Corvette owner would ever lean on their Corvette like he’s doing in these pics.

  2. I bet this fruitcake has lots of first dates. Recommend any woman going out with this character use her car with the Trunk Monkey option.

  4. Lol,Trunk Monkey I haven’t heard that one in a minute or two. Ya I agree, DUDE!! You just put a huge hand print on that awesome Corvette!

  5. I love Jordan’s Strong Woman comment, she asked for it. He can get the hand print off although there are people that would love to have it. JzT can have as many C8’s as he wants. He can easily afford the one’s that GM doesn’t care to donate to the cause. See you at RA in a couple weeks Bud.

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