Tags Posts tagged with "funny"

funny

[VIDEO] North Texas Viper Club Blows Up a C4 Corvette with Tannerite and a .50 Caliber Machine Gun

Every year at Thanksgiving, we go up to our ancestorial stomping grounds in Southeastern Kentucky for family, food and fun. And sometimes that fun involves blowing up a pumpkin with tannerite, an explosive substance that ignites when shot with a gun.

So when I saw the North Texas Viper club using tannerite to blow up a C4 Corvette, I had to share this even if it involves the death of Corvette at the hands of a rival club. Just a couple ounces of tannerite will completely blow the kingdom come out of a pumpkin so I can only imagine what a larger amount could do to America’s favorite sports car.

Let me ask you a question.

Did you eat a lot of ice cream with sprinkles when you were a little kid?

Well, now that you’re all grown up and wearing your big-boy britches, you’d better quit eating it because ice cream with sprinkles is just for kids.

If you follow the logic of some folks who apparently believe that a Corvette driver must be under 30 with jet black hair and a 30-inch waistline, then it makes just as much sense to ban anyone over the age of 12 from eating ice cream with sprinkles.

[VIDEO] Girl Turns Tables On Guys with a Corvette Gold Digger Prank

Have you seen the Gold Digger videos where a guy stands next to a really expensive car and asks women if they want to go for a ride? Those that say yes are assumed to be “gold diggers” as they think the guy has some deep pockets. But put that same guy next to a beat up Honda Accord and he gets rejected every time.

That’s the premise of this video only with a twist. A pretty girl is the protagonist and the bait car is new Torch Red C7 Corvette Convertible.

Via CorvetteVideos.TV

Corvette performance enthusiasts everywhere collectively gasped and then were silenced when they first learned earlier this week that the mightly 650 horsepower 2015 Corvette Z06 was beaten not once, not twice, but seven damn times by a 2014 Viper TA in various races.

But we’re not the only ones upset by the news. It seems a certain fascist German dictator who was looking forward to getting his own C7 Corvette Z06 also heard the news and flipped out on his lieutenants in the viral “Downfall” meme known as “Hitler Finds Out About…”.

The 2015 Chevrolet Corvette Z06 has only been in customers hands for a week and many Corvette fans were crushed when they saw the video of a 2014 Viper TA beating the new 650 hp Corvette Z06 in seven different races. Now, the inevitable “Hitler Finds Out About…” video has arrived.

Visit CorvetteVideos.TV for the best selection of hand-picked Corvette videos.

 

This 1962 Corvette Earns a Blue Ribbon Despite Squirting a Judge with Washer Fluid
Photo Credit: Dan Proudfoot

Doug Kinsman was just following orders when one of the judges at a prestigious car show asked him to see if the windshield washers worked on his 1962 Corvette.

Kinsman’s car was being judged last month at Cobble Beach when judge John Ballard requested the operation of the washers.

Kinsman had never tried them so he said he didn’t know if they would work or not.

He soon found out that they did squirt washer fluid, lots of it, in fact – just not in the right place.

[VIDEO] Pig Parking C6 Corvette Owner Gets Schooled by Jeep Driver

I really hate seeing Corvettes parked like this, especially when they are right up front near the establishment instead of somewhere safer like the back of the lot. It reflects badly on Corvette owners and taking up two spaces just asks for people to mess with you like this Grand Sport owner found out.

The picture and a video of the Corvette owner’s reaction as he came out to find a Jeep parked on the curb next to him was posted to Reddit r/pics today by AnotherCJMajor who was the owner of the white jeep.

SOCIAL

62,445FansLike
35,477Subscribers+1
11,361FollowersFollow
2,557SubscribersSubscribe