Okay, we don’t actually have a “WTF Award” but if we did, this red C5 Corvette from the state of Washington would be a major contender. We haven’t seen a Corvette this messed up since the infamous Dragon Vette.
A Corvette Forum moderator named MasterDave spotted this Corvette in a Pet’s Mart parking lot in Federal Way, Washington.
Normally we have a “Let the Corvette owner customize his ride” attitude but sometimes customizing goes too far. We warn you. What you are about to see cannot be unseen…
The “highly modified” red and white C5 Corvette wears a badge on the front quarter panels which proclaims it to be a “Sport Edition”. MasterDave says all the upgrades were “stick on” and not actually functional vents.
The comments on the Forum range from shooting the owner to grabbing some adhesive remover and going to work. As we mentioned the “Dragon Vette” in the opening paragraph, at least this C5 “Sport Edition” Corvette doesn’t appear to have been repainted several times like the C6 Dragon Vette:
Thanks for the pictures MasterDave!